best celebrity-named kid ever
Warning: No LA content.We know, we know. We're supposed to be better than celeb-watching here at kuaptic! (At least inasmuch as such things are avoidable in LA.) While most celebrities are busy naming their kids dumb stuff, stuff that isn't even names -- Apple, Dakota, Tallahasee, Cody (well. it shouldn't be a name.), Penn of Penn and Teller (The one that talks, right?) has named his daughter...wait for it...
Moxy Crimefighter! Yeah! He said it was because moxy is an undervalued word for having guts and crimefighter, because no one ever knows what other people's middle names are anyway. Apparently, people come up to him all the time to ask about Crimefighter.
Huzzah Moxy Crimefighter! Oh, the tales that will be told of you and your ass kicking ways! And huzzah Penn (whose first name we don't even know) for giving your kid The Best Ridiculous Name Ever!
posted by kuaptic. @ 2:21 PM
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Isn't "Penn" his first name? I know that Jillette is his last name. Or maybe not, I dunno...I kinda gave up on them when Teller actually spoke at the end of their movie. Bastards.
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