Wild Barcalounger of Palms
Who knew that the barcalounger would be such a survivor? kuaptic asked reknowned scientist, Ben Bourealis what, if any evolutionary advantages the barc (as it is affectionately known around the offices) has that kept it out on the sidewalk for upwards of 2 months. "You can tell it uses it's size both to remain less visable from a distance, yet can turn full faced to more immediate predators to appear larger and more threatening."The wild barcalounger is more flexible, easily able to be turned on its back, with its foot rest turned out (its mating behavior -- a pose assumed more often than one might think by the randy barcalounger) which, conicidentally, keeps it well hidden from the street behind parked cars."
Well, there you have it. The experts have spoken.
posted by kuaptic. @ 11:35 AM
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